the supposedly worst day of the prelims is over.and ive been sleeping at 4am every night.just to mug.wtf.and i live on red bull.okay.as if that helped me in answering the questions like a breeze.i skipped org chem for both essays and structured.yarrrr.i see jaws dropping.bite on mah fellow prisoners of MOE.
okay.so 15th sept which was yesterday.was peggy's birthdayyy!i bet she thought we forgot.but me being the nice mom and ah mian being the nice daughter.weve already decided on a lil supriseeeeeeeeee.and peg better not read this before she knows it.or a surprise wld not be one.so heres a
BIG shoutout to mah pegggyyyyy.
note:the font is in
purple.just for you.-winks.
The Truth About Men (finally)
1. The nice men are ugly.
2. The handsome men are not nice.
3. The handsome and nice men are gay.
4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.
6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.
7. The handsome men without money are after our money.
8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual,don't think we are beautiful enough.
9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.
10.The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!
11. The men who never make the first move,automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.
NOW, WHO CAN POSSIBLY UNDERSTAND MEN?
exactly.
